#112: "Little Whore"
My mother recently retold a wonderful anecdote about her and a little whore. She often tells of her childhood innocence; her height of (marginally) less than 5 foot and frequent witlessness has always portrayed her personality accurately. She thought you could get pregnant by holding hands until she was 32 or something, that kind of thing.
The story she recounted the other day says a lot about various people, society in the early 60s, but also about herself. Like me, she used to have friends at school that other children shunned for baseless or ambiguous reasons. She was 14 at the time and, being a tomboy, enjoyed the company of a particular friend, as she seemed similarly daring.
But her friends always questioned why she went around with this girl and my mother's parents didn’t much care for her either. My mother totally didn’t understand their reasons, however explicit they were in explaining them. She went with her to all kinds of places, most of the time not knowing why she was going, but not particularly caring. However, she was regularly perplexed by the older “boys” they were often around. She often commented, “you can’t be friends with those boys, they’re too old”.
Her strict father soon cut through the confusion when reading the headline in THE local newspaper, about a 14-year-old girl in trouble for prostitution. Well he was furious, to say the least and accused my mother of knowingly becoming close to well known slut. Everyone’s assumption was as understandable as it was wrong, and even when told her friend was a whore, a prostitute, a hooker, she still didn’t really understand what anyone meant, so great was her naivety.
She never saw that friend again, who she genuinely did enjoy being around. The girl, who’s upbringing was known to be extremely bad, was expelled from school, never to be seen again. It seems she was affectively banished from the town, with little mention of those who paid her for sex. My mother never saw her again and only learnt anything more about her when talking to an old school friend. It seems she didn’t go on to have a very good life and died relatively young of cancer.
I just thought it was a good story, if somewhat tragic. But one of friendship, societies wrongs and the wonderfully fair-minded way of how my mother views a person’s character.
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My appreciation must be shown for the comment from the prolific commenter, ‘anonymous’, who commented on Post #110 with an admirable sense of interactivity. Oh how I'd like interactivity... It referred to the cartoon “Snail Harassment”. ‘Anonymous’ helpfully directed attention towards Italian actress Isabella Rossellini’s film project, ‘Green Porno’.
Whilst looking for photos of her dressed as a snail and fucking a fly, I inadvertently came across a different interpretation of what green porno could be. Tree porn. Tree cocks and tree boobies. But, if you saw a tree that resembled something sexually arousing,...[Question You Must Answer In The Form Of A Comment:]..... would you?
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Shagging a tree is preferable to shagging your friend in a threesome scenario.
My friend??
I should've said shagging a friend.... a thousand apologies...
You sure don't mean your friend and her munch bunch boobies?
I don't have any friends with breasts.
You do! That must be the PTSD setting in!
*Posttraumatic stress disorder
Sorry, I am not familiar with that acronym
I'm so glad you appreciated Isabella's porno!
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