INDUCT A DISCIPLE: "Bongos"

IN THEIR OWN WORDS:
"Breasts are great and I love them. I was born in 1986 to a mother with two breasts (34C now a 34E). Her mother had 2 breasts (38C) until her late 30’s when she was diagnosed with cancer. Many years later and my Grandmother (solo breast, size unknown), is living a very happy and fulfilled life with one breast.

I have a love/hate relationship with mammaries I think it would be fair to say. I love and hate mine in equal measure and I hate other peoples. At school I was known as “bongo’s”, though I am not sure why. They didn’t seem to resemble any member of the percussion family and nor do they to this day."

- 'Bongos'

5 ONE WORD FACTS:
Musicals
“Erotica”
Smoke
Indecision
Vermicelli
....and they’re all true.

COMMITTED TO SPREADING THE WORD VIA:
Texting random numbers..... and shouting.. in the street like...

UNIQUE WORDS OF WISDOM ON:
Destroying the unbreakable
Fruit-based tobacco
Breasts

YOU'VE NOW BEEN INDUCTED, HOW DO YOU FEEL?:
"Brilliant."
Is that it? One word?
"Yeah"