#104: "My CuNT On You Face"

With nostalgic similarity to the inaugural simplicity of these pages, I’ve been wondering with puerility again. I wondered about chemical symbols, in the same vein as writing Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Indium / Cobalt Carbon Potassium / Sulfur Uranium Carbon Potassium Erbium in chemistry lessons. Of course, unfortunately, there never were any jars of FUCKIn CoCK SUCKEr to legitimise such isolated studiousness. Although if it’s going to be found anywhere, it’s most likely to be found on the Campus of the University of North Texas. Thinking about UNT? You’d better believe it!

But I found out there is a chemical compound called a nucleotide, abbreviated to NT. Not only is there such things as copper nucleotides, but some woman openly recommends putting CuNT all over your face as part of the “patent-pending anti-aging technology that targets and helps to reduce the appearance of wrinkles”. If you look for it, CuNT is an important ingredient when it comes to anti-aging. I know a CuNT face mask, always makes me feel reenergized. Though not always so keen on CuNT serum myself.

Personally I trust Dr. Shyam Gupta, the CuNT expert on that woman’s website. I found a photo of him in 2004 and then a recent one on her Spa's website. The before and after CuNT shots really make me feel I need to have more in my life.


OF THE DAY Is Away At The Moment, But Here Is A Picture Of What He Is Doing OF THE DAY - OTD has been busy walking my niece and nephew‘s doggy.


Changing the subject entirely, I was also wondering about the word ‘cunt’, ever since my nephew called my 7-year-old niece one, in the company of my mother. Apparently, “it’s not a swear word”. Is that an upside or a downside to neglectful parenting, that their children learn harsh words and don’t understand how bad they are? Maybe it’s only attentive parents that maintain the strength of such words through the generations. Maybe, in Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown’s house, ‘cunt’ is no more offensive as ‘it’, ’a’ or ’and’. Yeah, I bet they affectively don’t have swearing in their house, just peace, contentment and respect.

I also was going to say something about the different terms for ‘vagina’, but since my mother went to the doctor over a suspected slight prolapse, I think that would just be wrong. She was quite worried about it actually and slightly angry at me. I made the point that she may have to go to hospital with it now, because she’s left it so long, due to her fear of hospitals. She considered that irony rather infuriating and shouted at me, in these exact words, “well, everyone said I wouldn’t be the same after having you!!!!!”, referring to my size when born. I chose against arguing my defence.

I bet Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown’s mother doesn’t make him feel bad for damaging her at birth. Maybe I should consider being a thinking man’s Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown. I think if I did vagina jokes on stage they’d they’d be something like, “Don’t you find men’s feelings towards performing cunnilingus is a lot like how people feel about marmite? It’s overly salty and involves the extract of yeast .” But [Question You Must Answer In The Form Of A Comment:] if I put my penchant for thoughtful vulgarity to use as an international stand-up, how much would you pay to see me?


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