#1: "Wondering"
I wonder how long it’d take to make a house collapse using just a sledgehammer. That’d be fucking brilliant. Also, I wonder how fat a dead person has to be before they consider not carrying the coffin but shoving him or her on a trolley instead. Furthermore, would posthumous liposuction be more or less expensive. Because some people do exploit the grieving....especially....cosmetic surgeons....
....OR if someone asks what I’m thinking, when I’m sitting with a compassionately thoughtful gaze....“I wonder if the world will ever be free from war", and, "I wonder what the future will hold for our children and our children’s children”. Obviously I would never wonder such fuckwit sentiments. They’d be immediately followed by, “will it fuck” and “bloody great, they’ll have playstation 11 and all kind of funky shit”.
Hmmm, I wonder to what extent the average person embellishes their true personality. Anything less than a fuck load and I’d be more worried of being populated by a load of indistinguishably empty fuckwits. But probably if you did perceive everyone as they truly were then the percentage of indistinguishableness would probably be the same just with obscene sexual obsessions replacing...Coldplay. Actually, that sounds exactly the sort of thing that would go in my manifesto.
Considering the fact that I’ve said, “fuck” quite very frequently, I have now started to wonder the best way to deal with swearing as regards to children. I always find it strange. I think parents’ hysteria when their child swears is almost entirely about adults’ projection of their own feelings of guilt onto children ...no? Well, I think we should all use strong swear words frequently and in a friendly affectionate way with children. Then they would have no offensive swear words left and would have to make up some new ones at last, the lazy cunts. Almost certainly another one for the manifesto.
Ok. Finally. I wonder. I wonder how familiar the feeling of an impending brutal death would be to us. Would it be a qualitatively different one from other fears or shocks? Would it have tinges of truth and graciousness? Or would the unreality of it reduce all huge feelings into one of observation and passivity? ....Come to think about it, I think I’d probably just pass out....
Hmmm, I wonder to what extent the average person embellishes their true personality. Anything less than a fuck load and I’d be more worried of being populated by a load of indistinguishably empty fuckwits. But probably if you did perceive everyone as they truly were then the percentage of indistinguishableness would probably be the same just with obscene sexual obsessions replacing...Coldplay. Actually, that sounds exactly the sort of thing that would go in my manifesto.
Considering the fact that I’ve said, “fuck” quite very frequently, I have now started to wonder the best way to deal with swearing as regards to children. I always find it strange. I think parents’ hysteria when their child swears is almost entirely about adults’ projection of their own feelings of guilt onto children ...no? Well, I think we should all use strong swear words frequently and in a friendly affectionate way with children. Then they would have no offensive swear words left and would have to make up some new ones at last, the lazy cunts. Almost certainly another one for the manifesto.
Ok. Finally. I wonder. I wonder how familiar the feeling of an impending brutal death would be to us. Would it be a qualitatively different one from other fears or shocks? Would it have tinges of truth and graciousness? Or would the unreality of it reduce all huge feelings into one of observation and passivity? ....Come to think about it, I think I’d probably just pass out....
